Articles by: Lonnie Childs
Today is Halloween and while most moral Christians will be hunkered down in their homes with their children, Bibles and guns clutched close, the secular world will send their children up to stranger’s doors begging for handouts like the Obama-Socialist zombies they are. This year, we fight back! As Christians, […]
Heart attacks, blindness and ligament damage (Devil’s Elbow) are all diseases associated with self-rape. Whenever you masturbate you’re playing Russian Roulette! Your next stroke of the sin-sword or ringing of the Devil’s Doorbell could be your last! Do you really want to go out like British rocker Michael Hutchinson or […]
Faithfact #698: Stimulating your sin zones with dangerous foreign objects or people is considered masturbation.
Every NFL fan knows that The New England Patriots have dominated the sport for the past decade, compiling a winning percentage that is by far the best in the league while winning three Super Bowls in the process. Two seasons ago, the team were poised to continue their dominance for […]
Encountering a masturbator in the wild can be frightening if you don’t recognize the warning signs. Pictured is your typical brain-dead masturbator, capable of only making guttural groaning noises, hurling insults that only the most remedial 3rd grade dropout might find amusing and, of course, masturbation. Be aware of the […]
Hello, my name is Lonnie Childs and I am the founder and president of the STOP Masturbation NOW self-celibacy movement. Welcome to my netsite. Many years ago, while living at home as a 25 year-old youth, my mother walked in on me as I raped myself an image of black […]
STOP Masturbation NOW co-founder and high elder, Senator August Weisz, will be On the Air with Mike Allen on Armed Radio TONIGHT live at 8 PM Pacific. The good Senator will be addressing the STOP Masturbation NOW anti-fap movement about 20 mins into the broadcast. If you would like to […]
Seeking cheap internet fame, Hollywood harlot Jennifer Lawrence released several naked and nude photographs of herself and other celebrities in order to boost her fame and get online losers to masturbate themselves into a tizzy. She is still claiming that she has been hacked, though. She has said having her […]
Many of the masturhaters who troll this holy netsite have convinced themselves that masturbation is “hip” and “cool”. Tell me, is burning in Hell for eternity “hip” and “cool”? The faithfact is that masturbation is a form of self-rape. Not so “cool” now, is it? STOP Masturbation NOW and become […]
