I love taking the Stop Masturbation Now message to the Liberal Bastions of the HomoGay Big Masturbation Institutions of Higher Learning and the Self-Raping Liberal youths enrolled there.
TheRev bathing the masturbaters in his Golden Shower of Truth
Today was an especially good day as I beat down the HomoGay Self-Rapist Matt Walker with the good word and bathed him in the Golden Shower of Truth about the sin of Masturbation and what is truly means to be a Normal.
God Bless,
TheRev Leroy Jenkins
Author: TheRev Leroy Jenkins
TheRev Leroy Jenkins was born the oldest of 13 children in a small farm town of Sweet Apple, Oh. While on the farm he learned to fear god, a woman's place is in the kitchen, a mans place is to be the head of the household, and masturbation is a sin. At 18 TheRev left his small town and moved to Seattle to attend college, while there he was tempted by some filthy pot-weed injecting hippies to try masturbations, this led to a downward spiral of ellis dee bong hits, pot weed injections, listening to Milli Vanilli, and holding a sign saying "Will self rape for McNuggets." He was at his lowest point in his life when he was saved by Lonnie Childs of the Stop Masturbation Now church, Lonnie took him in, bathed him in his Holy Golden Shower of Truth, and educated him in FaithFacts™ and Brother Lonnie's University of FaithFacts™ in Stafford, AZ. TheRev was an avid student and earned his PHD of FaithFacts™ from B.L.U.FF and was sent out on a Mission to spread Lonnie's word to heathen Amish-Mexicans in rural Ohio. TheRev now resides in Ohio and runs the Ohio B.L.U.FF campus in Homersville, Oh with his 5 Same Race Assigned Spouses and his 23 Normal children. Brother Leroy is Senior Staff writer for B.L.U.FF Press LLC. In 2011 TheRev was awarded The Pulitzer Prize and Edward G. Murrow Award for his in depth expose' on the Myth of the Female Orgasm.
Leave it to the masturbators to shout obscenities and try to tell you that you don’t belong there.
Praise.
The sinners use the words of Satan to scoff and demean you. One whom is truly with God would not allow such foul words to before thier soul.
Ludicrousifix 2:2, Those whom use unjust words, shall befall the hand of God. For he is righteous and God will be the master of earth’s children.
Amen.
Hello Richard, I see that you live in the same state as me, Arizona. Your IP address is 68.10.116.3. I am approximately 1 hour away from you. It would be a shame if someone killed your pet, “reverend.” July 30th, Richard. Goodbye.
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I pray for you, my son. I have sinned as I am jealous that heathen was allowed the glorious Golden Shower before I was given the divine opportunity. Keep spreading the good word brother. You truly are a child of God.
Amen.
I must admit that I too have sinned many times and am jealous I have not been allowed the glory of receiving the Golden Shower.
Maybe someday soon. We shall be bathed in Holy Golden liquid. I pray for you, my son.
Amen.
Reverend Jenkins, you were incredible in World of Warcraft.
UCLA is a den of self fornication. Parents should definitely home-college their children.
Disgusting den of masturbation. I’m surprise he didn’t choke on the smell of sperm in the air.
It gives me great pleasure to witness TheRev Leroy, doing Gods work. I do envy his 5 sister wives. They surely have been blessed, being assigned to such a great man.
In Lonnies name, Amen.
LEEEEEEROYYYYY JEENNNKINNNNNSS!!!!!
Brother Jenkins,
Thank you for spraying the golden shower of truth down on the self-rapers, you are truly a saint for even stepping foot on that campus! I couldn’t even imagine the smell of all those tree hugging masturbaters, keep up the outstanding work! Praise on Jenkins!!