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New Big Masturbation Sin Device (Video!)

New Big Masturbation Sin Device (Video!)

B.L.U.F.F. — Big Masturbation has released a horrifying new masturbation device in the guise of exercise equipment. Please protect your children by reporting and picketing the stores that are selling this device. WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS HORRIFYING DISPLAYS OF SIN AND SODOMY. PLEASE REMOVE WOMEN, CHILDREN, AND OTHER WEAK-MINDED INDIVIDUALS […]

by July 21, 2014 13 comments Money
Puppy Molested-Former SMN Deacon undergoes psychiatric testing

Puppy Molested-Former SMN Deacon undergoes psychiatric testing

By TheRev Leroy Jenkins EDWARDSVILLE, Ill. (BLUFF PRESS) – A southwestern Illinois man found mentally fit to stand trial on charges that he molested a puppy is waiting for court officials to decide if he’s a sexually dangerous person. The National Report  reports former Stop Masturbation Now Inner Deacon & […]

by July 20, 2014 9 comments Disciples
1st Annual Celebration of Normals: Columbus, Ohio 9/20/14

1st Annual Celebration of Normals: Columbus, Ohio 9/20/14

STOP Masturbation NOW Premier Event Please join Stop Masturbation Now and Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin for the 1st Annual Celebration of Normals at Goodale Park in tropical Columbus, Ohio on Saturday September 20, 2014 10:00am-10:00pm Everyone is Welcome* Have your Children sign the Stop MAsturbation Now Pledge and get their […]

Christophobia – the Natural Result of Self-Rape

Christophobia – the Natural Result of Self-Rape

My dear friends in Christ. May God bless you in HIS name and bestow special graces upon you for reading this most holy webpage. Jesus knows that the Internet is rife with all manner of deviance and uncouth content. The devil uses the Big Masturbation coalition of evil to infiltrate […]

by July 14, 2014 12 comments Morals
These poor normals were just hit with blowback from a deviant Roller Jerker. Lonnie willing Roller Jerking will be wiped out by 2098.

4 Risky Ways Masturbators Are Seeking The ‘Ultimate Thrill’

The average masturbator sates their ungodly urges by self-raping while viewing pornographic images or watching sex films on the internet featuring people not copulating for procreation. As we have learned from the comments on this very netsite, the more desperate masturbator will get their kicks whacking and rubbing to just […]

by July 13, 2014 16 comments Trending
Happy Birthday, America!

Happy Birthday, America!

Today marks the 2014th birthday of America, God’s favorite country.  Praise!  We here at STOP Masturbation NOW live the moral, masturbation free lives that the Founding Fathers intended!  Creating a sovereign nation free from the yoke of oppression was not without it’s complications and tribulations.  We must never forget that […]

by July 4, 2014 10 comments History, Morals, Politics, World
Brother Nikita Shalavin on How Masturbation Leads to Rape

Brother Nikita Shalavin on How Masturbation Leads to Rape

“Masturbation slowly eliminates the person’s own boundaries and constraints.  Most healthy people want to masturbate and also have sex, but don’t/cannot.  By indulging in masturbation, you are conditioning the body to always get what it wants.  Think of a spoiled child, for example.  Once masturbation is no longer enough, sex […]

TORNADOES Strike Masturbation Belt

TORNADOES Strike Masturbation Belt

    (StopMasturbationNow) — A self-rape induced outbreak of EF5 tornadoes swept across the Masturbation Belt this Sunday, June 8, 2014. The damage left by this rash of twisters has been described by local authorities as catastrophic, crippling, savage, and atheist. Over  275 lives were lost and over 3.1 million people […]

by June 9, 2014 3 comments Celebrity
Dave Brockie, AKA Oderus Urungus

GWAR Frontman Dave Brockie Self Raped Himself to Death, a Virginia Medical Official Confirms.

The Virginia medical examiner’s office says Dave Brockie, the frontman for the heavy metal band GWAR, died of excessive chronic masturbation. Brockie — who went by the stage name Oderus Urungus — was found dead in his Richmond home on March 23. He was 50. Noah Williamson, administrator at the […]

by June 7, 2014 2 comments Celebrity, Death
12 Year Old Girls Charged In Stabbing Of Their Non-Masturbating Friend

12 Year Old Girls Charged In Stabbing Of Their Non-Masturbating Friend

APACHE JUNCTION, Ariz. (SMNNN) – Authorities say two 12 year old central Arizona girls stabbed their 12 year old friend nearly to death to please an organization they learned about online. Both girls were charged with first degree attempted homicide Monday in Maricopa County Circuit Court. The criminal complaint says […]

by June 3, 2014 0 comments Trending
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