(StopMasturbationNOW)—There is a new website geared to children called Instagram that your kids might already be using. Instagram is short for “instant grams” and this service provides drugs by the grams free to kids in exchange for pictures. Anything from pot to ellisdee is available from this service. A new […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—After the tragic events in South Carolina last week, the nation has been in mourning and fixated on racially charged topics including that of the Confederate flag. This weekend SMN industries Leader and founder Dr. Lonnie Childs spoke to audiences at several stops in South Carolina. “The Civil war was […]
New Zealand is a volcanic mass in the middle of the sea lying east of the Island nation of Austria. It has been proven that the earthquake and natural disasters which formed New Zealand were the point from which devils burst through the earth in the demonic ascension, one of […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—One central theme constantly comes up on our masturbation hotline. “I need help! I saw a redheaded girl today and I’m having trouble not masturbating.” But what makes it true, is it the uniqueness that drives men crazy, is it the pale and therefore more attractive skin? Or is it […]
Every year, the Justice Department airs its dirty laundry about what criminals do while in their custody. The top three forms of sexual assault in Federal Prisons Are: Masturbation (self-rape) Forcible Rape (mainstream-rape) Food Rape (usually produce or ham) Eating bad food, having to associate with minorities, and living […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—Sometimes the United States has elected the wrong people and they have done the wrong thing. This weekend in a speech in Munich Germany, SMN industries founder and Leader Lonnie Childs apologized to the German people for Americas interfering with German goals in WW2. “America is a great friend to the […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—Masturbation is bad anywhere but sometimes you have to question the mental state of even masturbators. We get hundreds of letters per week from our followers offering support, donations, requesting help, and lots of stories. Well, here are five stories about masturbators poor choices concerning location and timing of masturbation. […]
(StopMaturbationNOW)—Liberals pretend to hold the moral high ground when it comes to facts. They point at evolution, the earth not being flat, and even climate change and laugh at conservatives. However it turns out that liberals themselves are the ones that have the fairy tale beliefs. The foundation for a […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—One of the most powerful tools we fathers had to detect whether our daughters or wives were masturbating was the simple finger smell test. Masturbation leaves a fishy smelling oil on the skin of the fingers which is almost impossible to wash off. However Dr Aaron Cartilage of Spokane Washington […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—Masturbation is a top ten cause of disease and also destroys American Family Values. Almost as much as making people gay liberals love to make people masturbate, whether it be television shows like Modern Family or movies like the Avengers, masturbation is everywhere. Usually its the innocent that make the worst victims […]
