SAFFORD, Ariz. – The FBI is now involved in the case of a murdered Lonvidian woman, found dead in her home early Tuesday morning. Safford police confirmed they are no longer considering Lonnie Childs to be a suspect in the case, and detectives have moved on to other suspects. “There’s […]
Earlier this week, the unthinkable happened. James Wright, a member of SMN Ministries for two months, came out as a gay man. Unlike most gay people who flamboyantly sing about being gay, Mr. Wright did not admit that he was gay. SMN Deacon Jacob Franklin, and his keen eye for […]
SAFFORD AZ (SMNNN) Paul Horner, the man inside the Fappy The Anti-Masturbation Dolphin furry mascot suit has been sentenced to eight years in federal prison following his arrest for accosting sea-animals at Sea World aquarium. Saul Reubenstein, Horner’s attorney says they tried really hard, but the evidence against Paul Horner […]
As reported earlier today by the Associated Press, the parents of Lucas and Christopher Leonard, along with other members of the Word of Life Church, were arrested for Spanking The Gay out of these young men. The apparent beating took place during an intervention at the church itself. According to […]
Ever since the Oriental race was first domesticated by man, the female of the species has proven herself an excellent companion to her male better, attending to his needs for a negligible fee and enduring psychological and bodily torments Western women have long since spurned, though it is their biblical duty […]
SMNNN (WASHINGTON D.C.) Weather.com reports rain and thunderstorms in the Washington D.C. today, following the landmark decision by the Supreme Court to recognize gay homosex marriage and queerosexual unions, and to disobey the Lord and his holy wishes, ultimately ushering in the Rapture, signifying the beginning of the end of […]
Every year, the Justice Department airs its dirty laundry about what criminals do while in their custody. The top three forms of sexual assault in Federal Prisons Are: Masturbation (self-rape) Forcible Rape (mainstream-rape) Food Rape (usually produce or ham) Eating bad food, having to associate with minorities, and living […]
