(StopMasturbationNOW)—It’s funny how liberals always turn to science to disprove religion and conservative issues. From the scopes monkey trial to evolution, liberals trot out piece of scientific evidence after piece of scientific evidence. It’s funny how all that science goes away when it suits them. Despite everything about biology, liberals […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—FIFA president Sepp Blatter announced his resignation on Tuesday after a second scandal in less than a week rocked the world football’s governing body. Speaking at a news conference in Zurich, Blatter said he would remain in his position until a special election can be held to appoint his successor. Domenico […]
U.S.A- SMNNN The sickening and immoral trend of reprobate pro-mastubation troglodytes of The United States, #1 country of all time, of “masturdating” has infected our population, like one of the various plagues that were predicted to accompany the End of The World Masturbation Apocalypse. Masturbators, long proven by our forces, […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—There is nothing more awful than female masturbation. It is so awful that most people don’t want to talk about it in their families, schools, or even churches. However it is important to openly talk about female masturbation and how wrong it is. It is very helpful to know why […]
Lonnie Childs has done it again! Word has come down from Iggy Azalea’s management that her ‘Great Escape’ tour has been officially canceled. The alleged rapper, Azalea, has long been considered a tool of the entertainment division of Big Masturbation. “Big Masturbation has used pop stars and singers as means […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—We all know that masturbations destroys souls, your body, the family, children, and morals. But did you know masturbation effects the planet you stand on? From earthquakes to tsunamis, masturbation has wreaked havoc on the planet. Here is photo proof of what semen leaking into the soil has done when […]
B.L.U.F.F CAMPOUND (SAFFORD, AZ) Workers at the B.L.U.F.F Campound and Uranium Mines in Safford, Arizona announced today that they have proven that all internet trolls are horrible, Godless, masturbating, heathens. In an exhausting study of internets around the globe, a 16 year inquiry finally ended with the unfortunate suicide of […]
A recent study conducted by The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow has uncovered a new faith fact proving a link between self-employment and self-rape. The Foundation’s study concluded that the rate of self-rape among individuals who consider themselves “self-employed” was significantly higher than among individuals who work for someone else. […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—I’m going to get right to this one. Masturbation is the number one cause of sexual dysfunction and impotence. When a male first has sex he is usually too ready, premature ejaculation can happen because he is excited and it is all so new. Over time this naturally corrects itself […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—Scandal is in the headlines this week as news reports surfaced about the famous Duggar family from the smash TLC hit television show 19 Kids and Counting. Most of the news centered on accusations that Josh took part in molesting including “forced fondling” and “inappropriate touching”. It seems that former […]
