A woman’s health is a priority to roughly half of the human population. It’s where babies are made and it’s also where they come from. For a man, making sure his same-race wife’s vagina is in proper working order is no different than taking care of his tools. For the […]
Dear, Cassidy. I’m a 14 year-old girl attending Hickory Woods Middle School in Clydesdale, IL. There’s a creepy boy named Marty Swanson who wears baggy pants, a collar shirt, and has dirty beady eyes. He’s always slurping, wiping at his face, and making strange intestinal sounds in school. In my […]
Dear Lonnie, how many medals would Tim Tebow win if he was at the Olympics? Bart Tanner 13 Well Bart, the easy answer of course would be all of them. Laughing Out Loud! But seriously, it is a great question and involves a lot of thought. As a hypothetical […]
[table id=4 /] Continuing Rio 2016 Coverage
(StopMasturbationNOW)— Not a single Olympic medal has been awarded yet and already these Olympics have been an utter travesty. You would think these are the special Olympics but there is nothing special in Rio. Hundreds of athletes have reported semen stained bedding and in some cases semen caked on the […]
(StopmasturbationNOW)— Turkeys days as the “Masturbation Capital of the Black Sea” are almost over. A anti masturbation advocate and follower of Lonnie Childs has led a military coup in Turkey. SMN founder and leader Lonnie Childs released the following statement. “Our friends in the Turkish military have taken over […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—One of this year’s hottest topics has been the dreaded Tzatziki Virus. Pronounced “Zeekah” the virus has received extra attention due to the Olympics being held in the largest Mexican territory of Brazil this year. A breakthrough has occurred as Faith Scientists discovered this week the origins of the virus. […]
When Dana Pridemore of Evanston, IL climbed the stairs of her family’s two-story suburban home to retire for the evening, all she had on her mind was her Harper’s Magazine and a few segments of the Tonight Show before turning in. She visited her daughter Sarah, who at the tender […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—This coming Sunday is Father’s Day. Make sure you tell your father you love him and respect his values by printing and signing your very own SMN Industries Fathers Day Promise card. Click on the graphic below or here on this link and then print it. Cut along the dotted […]
