Articles by: Stop Masturbation Now
(StopMasturbationNOW)— Yesterday an airplane tragically crashed in France . The news has been very sad. However photos of the victims seems to focus on the more attractive normal skinned passengers that perished in the tragedy. This raises the question, does society value some people more than others. It seems there is […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—Self rape is a number one killer, however some times masturbators put others in harm. Recently airlines started offering in-flight pornography videos encouraging mile high masturbation. Today an Airbus A320 crashed over France, one of the leading countries for masturbation per-capita. Coincidence? Maybe, but the facts are there for all to see. […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—The Walking Dead is a popular show that airs on the A&E television network on Sunday evenings. The premise of the story is that due to the Obama administrations mismanagement, some strange plague falls on the land, it turns people into some strange zombie like creatures that they call “Eaters”. […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)–Our leader Lonnie Childs has so far perfectly predicted the NCAA basketball tournament. What make his picks unique is that he made his predictions before the NCAA selection committee even announced the brackets and seeding. When asked what his secret was Dr Lonnie Childs responded that he uses a formula […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—In the beginning it was the evil female that first tempted MAN into the forbidden fruit that was masturbation. Well women never stopped. The latest female temptation is combining heels with the yoga pants. Yoga pants or heels were bad enough by themselves, however combined they create a almost ruthless […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)— Until recently we had never heard of Caitlin Stacey. Apparently she is an Australian (Island Mexican) “Actress” who has starred in such films as “Tomorrow”, “When The War Began” and the docudrama “Reign”. She is a 24 year old normal skinned girl, however inside she only seeks to corrupt […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—On Monday the greatest player in the history of football took the field once again. Tim Tebow worked out for the Philadelphia Eagles to showcase his abilities. The last team to workout Tebow, the Patriots, won the Super Bowl just last month. Tebow, who entered the NFL after a memorable […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—Mormons sure are a conundrum, we need their votes to help keep liberals in check, but their polygamy ways and weird beliefs conflict with the teachings of Lonnie. Probably the most famous Mormon of late is Mitt Romney, 2012 republican presidential nominee and former governor of Massachusetts. Well now Mitt […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—Dear Lonnie, I was wondering if masturbators were allowed into heaven? I’m not talking about people who have masturbated in the past but repented and are saved, I am asking about the ones who think self-rape is okay. Thank you, Chuck Powell Chuck, Thanks for writing, no. Lonnie […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—The 80’s seemed like the perfect decade, Ronald Regan was president, the stock market hit new records every day, kids were saying no to drugs, and family values ruled the home. However lurking in the shadows was a dark underbelly of homosexuality which was to undermine the decades to come. […]
