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Was Josh Duggar Caught Masturbating by his Father Jim Bob?

Was Josh Duggar Caught Masturbating by his Father Jim Bob?

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Scandal is in the headlines this week as news reports surfaced about the famous Duggar family from the smash TLC hit television show 19 Kids and Counting. Most of the news centered on accusations that Josh took part in molesting including “forced fondling” and “inappropriate touching”. It seems that former […]

by May 22, 2015 7 comments Celebrity
The Walking Dead Star Arrested- Pot Cigarette Found

The Walking Dead Star Arrested- Pot Cigarette Found

(StopMasturbationNOW)—The Walking Dead television show continues to be an embarrassment for American morals and family values. Seth Gilliam, who plays lead charecter Rev. Gabriel Stokes, was arrested early Sunday in Peachtree City, Georgia. According to the Peachtree City police, Gilliam was speeding 107 mph in a 55-mph zone, and a pot cigarette was found […]

by May 5, 2015 4 comments Celebrity
Tim Tebow Convicted of Murder

Tim Tebow Convicted of Murder

Superbowl winning superstar quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, Tim Tebow has been convicted of first degree murder and sentence to life without parole.  Brother Lonnie has called for the public to withhold judgment until all the facts are known.  In his statement Brother Lonnie cautioned against judging God’s favorite white […]

Willie Nelson Death Hoax

Willie Nelson Death Hoax

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by April 13, 2015 3 comments Celebrity
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Angelina Jolie Continues Anti-Masturbation Crusade; Has Ovaries Removed

Angelina Jolie is a rare breed of modern celebrity. Beginning with her double mastectomy in 2013, Jolie has been determined to make sure no filthy men and women will masturbate to her ever again. The mainstream press attempted to spin Jolie’s mastectomy surgery as a “preventative measure” to “lower her […]

by March 24, 2015 7 comments Celebrity
George Costanza (l) and Jerry Seinfeld (r) (image source: public domain)

Great Moments In Anti-Masturbation History: Seinfeld

Midway through its fourth season, popular NBC sitcom, ‘Seinfeld’, featured an episode called “The Contest” where the main characters all decided to see which one could refrain from masturbation the longest. At first the network was not pleased that the writers of the show had such a vulgar theme for […]

by March 23, 2015 3 comments Celebrity
Has The Walking Dead’s Carl Started Masturbating?

Has The Walking Dead’s Carl Started Masturbating?

(StopMasturbationNOW)—The Walking Dead is a popular show that airs on the A&E television network on Sunday evenings. The premise of the story is that due to the Obama administrations mismanagement, some strange plague falls on the land, it turns people into some strange zombie like creatures that they call “Eaters”. […]

by March 23, 2015 58 comments Celebrity
Is Caitlin Stasey Making your Son Self-Rape his Sin Stick?

Is Caitlin Stasey Making your Son Self-Rape his Sin Stick?

(StopMasturbationNOW)— Until recently we had never heard of Caitlin Stacey.  Apparently she is an Australian (Island Mexican) “Actress” who has starred in such films as “Tomorrow”, “When The War Began” and the docudrama “Reign”.  She is a 24 year old normal skinned girl, however inside she only seeks to corrupt […]

by March 18, 2015 6 comments Celebrity, Foreigners
Mitt Romney to Fight Evander Holyfield

Mitt Romney to Fight Evander Holyfield

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Mormons sure are a conundrum, we need their votes to help keep liberals in check, but their polygamy ways and weird beliefs conflict with the teachings of Lonnie. Probably the most famous Mormon of late is Mitt Romney, 2012 republican presidential nominee and former governor of Massachusetts. Well now Mitt […]

by March 17, 2015 1 comment Celebrity, Sports
Rapper, Masturbator Fred Durst Admits To Murder On Live Mic

Rapper, Masturbator Fred Durst Admits To Murder On Live Mic

Fred Durst, rapper, confirmed masturbator and disgusting mind behind rap music metal band “Limp Bizkit” admitted on a live mic during a recent interview that he “killed them all”. Durst, of course was referring to all of the unborn children he has murdered over the years by masturbating into various […]

by March 17, 2015 4 comments Celebrity
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