(StopMasturbationNOW)—Scandal is in the headlines this week as news reports surfaced about the famous Duggar family from the smash TLC hit television show 19 Kids and Counting. Most of the news centered on accusations that Josh took part in molesting including “forced fondling” and “inappropriate touching”. It seems that former […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—The Walking Dead television show continues to be an embarrassment for American morals and family values. Seth Gilliam, who plays lead charecter Rev. Gabriel Stokes, was arrested early Sunday in Peachtree City, Georgia. According to the Peachtree City police, Gilliam was speeding 107 mph in a 55-mph zone, and a pot cigarette was found […]
Superbowl winning superstar quarterback for the Philadelphia Eagles, Tim Tebow has been convicted of first degree murder and sentence to life without parole. Brother Lonnie has called for the public to withhold judgment until all the facts are known. In his statement Brother Lonnie cautioned against judging God’s favorite white […]
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Angelina Jolie is a rare breed of modern celebrity. Beginning with her double mastectomy in 2013, Jolie has been determined to make sure no filthy men and women will masturbate to her ever again. The mainstream press attempted to spin Jolie’s mastectomy surgery as a “preventative measure” to “lower her […]
Midway through its fourth season, popular NBC sitcom, ‘Seinfeld’, featured an episode called “The Contest” where the main characters all decided to see which one could refrain from masturbation the longest. At first the network was not pleased that the writers of the show had such a vulgar theme for […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—The Walking Dead is a popular show that airs on the A&E television network on Sunday evenings. The premise of the story is that due to the Obama administrations mismanagement, some strange plague falls on the land, it turns people into some strange zombie like creatures that they call “Eaters”. […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)— Until recently we had never heard of Caitlin Stacey. Apparently she is an Australian (Island Mexican) “Actress” who has starred in such films as “Tomorrow”, “When The War Began” and the docudrama “Reign”. She is a 24 year old normal skinned girl, however inside she only seeks to corrupt […]
(StopMasturbationNOW)—Mormons sure are a conundrum, we need their votes to help keep liberals in check, but their polygamy ways and weird beliefs conflict with the teachings of Lonnie. Probably the most famous Mormon of late is Mitt Romney, 2012 republican presidential nominee and former governor of Massachusetts. Well now Mitt […]
Fred Durst, rapper, confirmed masturbator and disgusting mind behind rap music metal band “Limp Bizkit” admitted on a live mic during a recent interview that he “killed them all”. Durst, of course was referring to all of the unborn children he has murdered over the years by masturbating into various […]
