LOS ANGELES, CALIF. — Leonard Nimoy, the sonorous, gaunt-faced actor who won a worshipful global following as Dr. Spock, the resolutely logical human-alien first officer of the Starship Enterprise in “The Star Trek” television and movie franchise, died on Friday morning at his home in the Bel Air section of […]
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Brother Lonnie has done it again! A pro-masturbation film festival in the den of sin, New York City, had scheduled to screen a video featuring the Big Masturbation sex android herself, Miley Cyrus. Thanks to your prayers and Brother Lonnie’s tireless efforts, it has now been confirmed that the Big […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—Mental confusion or “haze” is often a primary symptom of masturbation. This could be the very reason why Brian Williams has so many problems remembering past events even though he himself lived them. Masturbation is trauma and causes such a shock to the brain that the brain will shut itself […]
Malibu, CA – Former “Wheaties” cover girl, Bruce Jenner, is in the news today for crashing his SUV into other cars in Malibu. His children and step-children are elated that he is now driving like a woman now. Consistent with Bruce Jenner’s current transformation from Man to Woman, he was […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—Kanye West embarrassed himself again last night on the national stage by literally rushing the stage during the Grammy awards. In 2009 Kanye took to the stage to interrupt a teenage Taylor Swift while she was winning an award. He then went on to rant how it should have been […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—Obama is a terrible president. No wonder he can be found here laughing at the grotesque film “2 girls 1 can” on an Macintosh ipad. Will Farrell is best known for starring in the Vacation movies alongside Denis Quaid. I cannot wait until we have a whiter president […]
It should come as no surprise that the Miley Cyrus brand has taken a turn down Satan’s path over the past four years of her troubled music career. In fact, author David Henderson even theorizes in his upcoming book that Miley Cyrus was replaced by a double in 2010. Mr. […]
Los Angelos, CA- (SMNN) Actor Shia Labeouf, known for movies such as Even Stevens and Transformings 4: Rise of The Batman, told pretty much anyone who would listen, that he was a victim of self-rape at an art exhibition. During the exhibition, Labeouf wore a paper bag on his head […]
In the aftermath of the Grand Jury decision to let Officer Darren Wilson avoid charges in the death of Michael Brown, I believe that TRUE JUSTICE was delivered. White Police should never go to trial over killing a violent tribal kid. Just look at Trayvon Martin. That violent negro tried […]
A British show about bad motor vehicles, called “Top Gear”, recently traveled to my favorite Third World Country, Thailand/Burma. They ran into many issues, because Jeremy Clarkson is a racist. We all need to pray at Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. While I hate these 3 humans, mainly […]
