Celebrity

The Star Trek’s Dr. Spock, Leonard Nimoy, Dies at 83

The Star Trek’s Dr. Spock, Leonard Nimoy, Dies at 83

LOS ANGELES, CALIF. — Leonard Nimoy, the sonorous, gaunt-faced actor who won a worshipful global following as Dr. Spock, the resolutely logical human-alien first officer of the Starship Enterprise in “The Star Trek” television and movie franchise, died on Friday morning at his home in the Bel Air section of […]

by February 27, 2015 14 comments Celebrity, Death
Miley Cyrus. (image source: By Rob Sinclair [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons)

Lonnie Childs Prevents New Miley Cyrus Film From Being Screened

Brother Lonnie has done it again! A pro-masturbation film festival in the den of sin, New York City, had scheduled to screen a video featuring the Big Masturbation sex android herself, Miley Cyrus. Thanks to your prayers and Brother Lonnie’s tireless efforts, it has now been confirmed that the Big […]

by February 13, 2015 6 comments Big Masturbation, Celebrity, Lonnie Childs
Did Brian Williams try and Murder Whitney Houston’s Daughter?

Did Brian Williams try and Murder Whitney Houston’s Daughter?

(StopMasturbationNow)—Mental confusion or “haze” is often a primary symptom of masturbation. This could be the very reason why Brian Williams has so many problems remembering past events even though he himself lived them. Masturbation is trauma and causes such a shock to the brain that the brain will shut itself […]

by February 10, 2015 3 comments Celebrity
photo courtesy of the Associated Press

Celebrity Homogay™ Bruce Jenner is One Step Closer to Becoming a Woman After Crashing Into Other Cars With An SUV

Malibu, CA – Former “Wheaties” cover girl, Bruce Jenner, is in the news today for crashing his SUV into other cars in Malibu. His children and step-children are elated that he is now driving like a woman now. Consistent with Bruce Jenner’s current transformation from Man to Woman, he was […]

by February 10, 2015 16 comments Celebrity
What is Kanye West’s Problem with White People?

What is Kanye West’s Problem with White People?

(StopMasturbationNow)—Kanye West embarrassed himself again last night on the national stage by literally rushing the stage during the Grammy awards. In 2009 Kanye took to the stage to interrupt a teenage Taylor Swift while she was winning an award. He then went on to rant how it should have been […]

by February 9, 2015 3 comments Celebrity
Will Farrell Shows Obama 2 Girls 1 Can

Will Farrell Shows Obama 2 Girls 1 Can

(StopMasturbationNow)—Obama is a terrible president. No wonder he can be found here laughing at the grotesque film “2 girls 1 can” on an Macintosh ipad. Will Farrell is best known for starring in the Vacation movies alongside Denis Quaid.     I cannot wait until we have a whiter president […]

by January 28, 2015 6 comments Celebrity, Trending
Miley Cyrus. (image source: By Rob Sinclair [CC BY-SA 2.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0)], via Wikimedia Commons)

Miley Cyrus Is A Big Masturbation Sex Android

It should come as no surprise that the Miley Cyrus brand has taken a turn down Satan’s path over the past four years of her troubled music career. In fact, author David Henderson even theorizes in his upcoming book that Miley Cyrus was replaced by a double in 2010. Mr. […]

by January 19, 2015 7 comments Celebrity
Shia Labeouf Self-Raped at Art Exhibit

Shia Labeouf Self-Raped at Art Exhibit

Los Angelos, CA- (SMNN) Actor Shia Labeouf, known for movies such as Even Stevens and Transformings 4: Rise of The Batman, told pretty much anyone who would listen, that he was a victim of self-rape at an art exhibition. During the exhibition, Labeouf wore a paper bag on his head […]

Ferguson united in a fireworks celebration.

Masturbators Destroy Ferguson

In the aftermath of the Grand Jury decision to let Officer Darren Wilson avoid charges in the death of Michael Brown, I believe that TRUE JUSTICE was delivered. White Police should never go to trial over killing a violent tribal kid. Just look at Trayvon Martin. That violent negro tried […]

by November 25, 2014 24 comments Celebrity, Uncategorized
Jeremy Clarkson is a Black Anus due to his racism.

Bruce Danus Saves Top Gear from the KOK River

A British show about bad motor vehicles, called “Top Gear”, recently traveled to my favorite Third World Country, Thailand/Burma. They ran into many issues, because Jeremy Clarkson is a racist. We all need to pray at Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May. While I hate these 3 humans, mainly […]

by November 23, 2014 7 comments Celebrity
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