(StopMasturbationNow)—A reader recently wrote in: Lonnie, often I find myself getting visually stimulated and then get the urge to masturbate. The problem is I just cannot get the thoughts out of my head. Do you have any tips? Dr. David Ross Dave, this is a very common issue. Mental imagery can […]
FOR RELEASE January 20, 2015 Media Contact: info@stopmasturbationnow.org We are pleased to announce that Stop Masturbation will be the featured guest on: On the Air with Mike Allen Wednesday January 21, 2015. Stop Masturbation Now is the premier movement dedicated to ending masturbation, restoring family values, masturbation education, lowering the […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—Masturbation is the number one cause of lying worldwide. From “just a minute” to “it’s good for you” masturbators lie constantly. Last weekend, professional golfer and PGA tour pro Robert Allenby told police he was kidnapped, assaulted and robbed Friday night after missing the cut at the Sony Open. On […]
Here is what the Liberal lies claim about this “game” on Wikipedia(a known Communist site): “In the distant past, a powerful race called the Forerunners fought an alien parasite known as the Flood. The Flood, which spread through infestation of sentient life, overran much of the Milky Way Galaxy. One […]
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It should come as no surprise that the Miley Cyrus brand has taken a turn down Satan’s path over the past four years of her troubled music career. In fact, author David Henderson even theorizes in his upcoming book that Miley Cyrus was replaced by a double in 2010. Mr. […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—This weekend is Martin Luther King Jr day. A day to celebrate Michael King (his real and legal name). A lot of people think it is just a day off but really it is a day to celebrate the fact that racism is over and that black people are not […]
Anti-masturbation advocates received favorable news recently upon the announcement of a new doll that is designed to detect the presence of masturbators. The doll, called “Woody The Warning Worm”, was created by faith engineers to illuminate within 50 feet of a detected masturbator. Melvin Briggs, one of the many faith […]
(StopMasturbationNow)— Recently our editorial staff traveled overseas to cover two events that took us to less than appealing countries. First, the surprise resignation of Pope Benidict Arnold XVI took us to Italy to cover the papal concave that elected the first Mexi-Pope, Francis in March 2013. Then the next year […]
Recent Whooping Cough Epidemic Linked to Juggalos and Their Filthy Lifestyle Obama to ban Juggalo gatherings on US soil Australia defies advice of the WHO and agrees to host next Gathering of the Juggalos The World Health Organization has recently released figures regarding the rise in outbreaks of Whooping […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—Lebron James is a well-known masturbator. The Le Batard family is a well-known bastion of moral values. On Christmas day Lebron and the Cleveland Lebrons entered a game in Miami with a fairly respectable record of 17 wins and 10 losses. After the Miami Heat thoroughly defeated the Cleveland Lebrons […]
