Houston TX (SMNN) A great offense against Our Lords took place in Houston, Texas, when a non-Normal-lesser-gendered married her own self, most likely, having caused the baby Jesus to weep on the cross out of rage and shame. Non-Normal-Lesser-Gendered Yasmin Eleby, proudly married herself, in a direct affront to decency […]
Detroit, MI – My dear friends in Christ through the Lonaldian Way, in this edition of IWAM, I sat down (without shaking hands) with James Pearson, a 19 year old Juggalo, who naturally lives in the basement of his parent’s home in an undisclosed suburb of Detroit. Although of normal […]
You know you’re on the way out It’s just a matter of time You thought you’d rule the world forever Long live Lonnie, don’t spare the loser After all, you’re not what you thought you were at all You’re just a non-normal fact on nature’s hard unfeeling trail And all […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—Obama is a terrible president. No wonder he can be found here laughing at the grotesque film “2 girls 1 can” on an Macintosh ipad. Will Farrell is best known for starring in the Vacation movies alongside Denis Quaid. I cannot wait until we have a whiter president […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—Some pornography is more obvious than others. If you see two girls enjoying a buck cake you are definitely watching pornography. But parents did you know that your daughter looking at cat photos on myspace could be just as bad or worse? Recent studys show more girls masturbate to pictures of […]
Sickening, isn’t it? Meet Chad Hollingsworth. Before his life reached this miserable state of outright depravity, Chad was a busy yet successful tax attorney with a beautiful same-race wife, three God-fearing Normal children, and a Golden Retriever named Barkley. Feeling a little tense while browsing online one day, Chad came […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—Masturbators know not what they do, that is why they tend to be the poor and less educated among us. New data shows here clearly how much damage masturbation does to the brain.
(StopMasturbationNow)—Masturbation and technology. Two words that seem forever linked. From pornographic internets sites to online dating, masturbators seem to embrace technology at a dangerous pace. Always trying to stay ahead of parents and watchdog organizations once a technology is exposed they move on to something new. The latest most […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—Our Leader Lonnie in his infinite wisdom and glory has prayed for a winter storm like no other to bury liberal northeastern states. This will once and for all prove that global warming is a liberal hoax. Already called the storm of the century, a Blizzard is currently working its […]
Safford AZ, SMN.ORG homebase (SMNN) Masturbation and temptation are vile indeed, but our crack team of faithexperts have come up with a list of five foods that can help stop temptation and eliminate the urge to violate yourself. 5) The Ghost Pepper Ghost Peppers come from South America (Lesser Mexico), […]
