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The FaithFacts™ don’t lie. God Bless, TheRev TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
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Lonnie’s Address To America – July 4th, 1963
As a devout Lonvidian and student of the history of this Great Nation we all call America, I choose to spend my day reflecting on the many ways that Lonnie Childs has changed this country for the better. One such moment came to mind that I felt relevant to share […]
Declare your Independence from The Sin of Masturbation
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins Miami, FL. In 2004 most people had given up on Fanny Diddle, homeless, destitute, addicted to pot-weed injections, doing bong hits of ellis dee, listening to Nickelback, and self raping for Snow Mexican Tourist on South Beach. She was a lost cause and written off by […]
Happy Birthday, America!
Today marks the 2014th birthday of America, God’s favorite country. Praise! We here at STOP Masturbation NOW live the moral, masturbation free lives that the Founding Fathers intended! Creating a sovereign nation free from the yoke of oppression was not without it’s complications and tribulations. We must never forget that […]
A Fourth of July Faithfact!
Have a safe and masturbation free Fourth.
Adam Richman’s New Show Banned After Anti-Masturbation Rant
LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD, CALIF. — (SMNNN) The star of the critically acclaimed television program Man vs. Food, had his new upcoming series, Man Stops Masturbating, “postponed indefinitely” after comments he made on a world wide web netsite called “Instagram”. On the netsite, Richman posted a photo of himself with both hands […]
The Menstrual Hut; The Holy Solution to Female Masturbation, Menstruation, Insolence, and Feminist Lies.
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins Many a screeching lesser sex feminist accuse our Church of abusing women by sending her to the Menstrual Hut during her unclean menstruation. As a Superior Sex Normal Race Holy Man, I know only what the lord teaches us about dealing with the lesser sex, it is my […]
Ebola Outbreak Decimates African Countries, Masturbation To Blame
DARKEST AFRICA- SMNNN Ebola, feared disease who’s horrible symptoms include organ explosion and puss legions, and eventually, painful excruciating death, is now spreading rapidly across the countries of Guinea, Liberia and Sierra Leone, affecting hundreds of millions of non-normals and leaving a trail of death and suffering, all of which […]
Gosling Furious Over McAdams On Set Masturbation
LIBERAL HOLLYWOOD, CALIF. — (SMNNN) Brilliant actor and man’s man, Ryan Gosling, announced today that the filming of “The Notebook” wasn’t all sunshine and pink unicorns. In fact, Gosling admitted to VH1 rival, The Soundtrack Channel, that he wanted co-star Rachel McAdams “kicked off of set for her uncontrollable masturbation […]
Ancient Rome Destoyed by Masturbators, Says New Faithscientific Evidence
ROME- ITALY (European Mexico) SMNNN New archeological evidence suggests masturbation to be the cause of the collapse of the Roman/Byzantine Sodomite empire, says Dr Garbanzo, head doctor of Faithscience In Regards To Ancient Sodomites, who has been excavating various volcanic sites around the island of Stromboli in the Mediterranean. Dr […]
