By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins Over the weekend, the sewage pipes exploded due to the massive influx of semen that overloaded sanitary systems worldwide, due to the fact that Facebook had conducted psychological pro masturbation experiments on user news feeds. While Zuckerberg’s team doesn’t see a problem with that it did, FaithFact researchers seem think […]
Many famous celebrities have been caught with their hands where they shouldn’t be. The “Not Even Once” Faith Fact has been documented with a series of “Before” and “After” web photos that show the steady decline that happens after masturbating even just one time. Feel free to share these memers with your […]
(STOP MASTURBATION NOW NEWS) — Perhaps you’ve heard of it. A woman in your family or close circle of friends is pregnant and ecstatic to share the news. You watch in awe as her belly grows. Yet, months later, there is no baby. For years doctors have simply used the […]
The following story contains a powerful lesson about keeping the passion in marriage alive, as well as an insight into a woman’s soul. Back in 1996 when I first came to BLUFF and found salvation, I knew nothing of the love and harmony that a Same Race Spouse Assignment can […]
PYONGYANG, DPRK — (SMNNN) In a surprising move today, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un took time out from recording music with Snoop Dogg, to declare a recent film by Seth Rogen as an “act of war against all who oppose masturbation”. Rogen’s new film stars himself and fellow liberal masturbator […]
Tragedy struck the village of Leeds, West Yorkshire this week, when a masturbating father was too busy pleasuring himself with the base gratification of self-rape to notice that his daughter, a toddler, had walked behind his reversing car – a judgement lapse that was to prove fatal! Why does it […]
SACRAMENTO, CALIF. — (SMNNN) A user on the popular world wide web netsite “Twitter” hid 18 hidden caches of masturbation supplies on the Sacramento State University college campus early Tuesday morning. Multiple Sacramento State students and unrepentant masturbators in the city of Sacramento flocked to the campus to search for the […]
Big Masturbation has reportedly invented a device the runs on self-rape. The hussy pictured above is an agent of Big Masturbation. Her face is blacked out to protect the precious youth of B.L.U.F.F. She was spotted just outside the main gates of B.L.U.F.F. near the moat. She is a sinner, […]
By Cassidy Pen My dear friends in Lonnie and Christ, many of you remember my SRAS, Angela Pen. My days have been filled with the empty pain of loneliness since my beloved sras went missing. My spirit, cursed with hearing rumors of her capture at the hands of self raping […]
By: Cassidy Pen TEXAS – Firefighters are discovering that they must battle masturbating self rapists as well as dangerous brush fires. These heroes deserve more.
