Archive for October, 2014

Save Masturbators From Hell This Halloween!

Save Masturbators From Hell This Halloween!

Today is Halloween and while most moral Christians will be hunkered down in their homes with their children, Bibles and guns clutched close, the secular world will send their children up to stranger’s doors begging for handouts like the Obama-Socialist zombies they are. This year, we fight back! As Christians, […]

by October 31, 2014 24 comments Family Values
Luxurious Negro cruise ship. Navigated by Captain Brother Lonnnie Childs

Blecks Change Black History Month to Lonnie History Month

Many non normal Americans have been falsely categorized as being ungrateful for the many accomplishments of the normal white man under Brother Lonnie’s supervision. Despite left wing media jibberish, blecks are quite happy to have had their ancestors brought to american via top notch cruise vessels to perform the tasks […]

by October 30, 2014 18 comments Lonnie Childs
Doctors Don’t Want You to Know This One Simple Trick for Perfect Health!

Doctors Don’t Want You to Know This One Simple Trick for Perfect Health!

Masturbation is a top ten cause of disease. Don’t be a statistic, don’t masturbate!  

by October 30, 2014 9 comments Clickbait
Shoshana B Roberts Receives Self-Rape Threats after Posting Harassment Video

Shoshana B Roberts Receives Self-Rape Threats after Posting Harassment Video

(StopMasturbationNOW)— An actor who recorded 10 hours of catcalls and remarks from passersby in New York City has received self-rape threats in response to a video detailing the harassment, the advocacy group that commissioned the video said on Tuesday. It is well known that masturbation is self-rape. An act violating […]

by October 29, 2014 6 comments Lifestyle, Self-Rape Prevention, Trending
Which Minority is Destroying America?

Which Minority is Destroying America?

We need to come up with a Final Solution for this minority. Praise!

by October 29, 2014 3 comments Science
In Obama’s America: Pornographic Jack’Off Lanterns

In Obama’s America: Pornographic Jack’Off Lanterns

(StopMasturbationNOW)— What happened to moral America? The America filled with family values, the America of fraternities, sports, the 4th of July, and Christmas? Well… it’s been replaced with filth. And this is not regular dirty Mexican filth, this is smut. Pure pornography. Last week we showed you haw masturbators were […]

Masturbators Replace Halloween Costumes with Dinguses

Masturbators Replace Halloween Costumes with Dinguses

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Once a proud Christian holiday, Halloween was filled with candy, kids costumes, and pumpkins However this year masturbators have decided to ruin Halloween for everyone by turning innocent costumes into dinguses. The Unicorn Vibrator “Have a good time at the costume party then go home and self-rape” Is what this […]

by October 24, 2014 47 comments Big Masturbation, Morals
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University of North Carolina Investigation Reveals Almost Entire Current Enrollment Confirmed Masturbators

CHAPEL HILL, N.C. A report, called the Wainstein report after U.S. Justice Department official Kenneth Wainstein who conducted the investigation, has found that over the course of two decades nearly 3100 University of North Carolina students were involved in academic dishonesty. More disturbing is the finding that over one half […]

by October 23, 2014 4 comments Family Values, Morals, Sports, Trending
2014 Fappy Award for Best Sports Radio Show Goes to Dan Le Batard

2014 Fappy Award for Best Sports Radio Show Goes to Dan Le Batard

(Stop Masturbation Now)—Free and open radio is an often overlooked part of Americana, a thing that makes America better than its socialist neighbors. However, even in today’s liberal culture, occasionally a radio program rises above the rest to shine. Today we would like to honor the Dan Le Batard show […]

by October 22, 2014 0 comments Fappy, Morals, Sports
Disturbing Video: Panda Caught Self-raping

Disturbing Video: Panda Caught Self-raping

The Wicked Wildlife Federation, in association with agents from Big Masturbation have released a disturbing video. The grainy, shaking, out-of-focus footage shows a psychotic panda with glazed eyes, oblivious to the world, shaking his sin stick with vigor and reckless abandon until streams of seedy ejaculate are squirted into the air with […]

by October 21, 2014 10 comments Animals
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