(StopMasturbationNOW)—One of the major trials for parents is trusting your house and child to a young stranger. Whether it be Bible study, PTA meetings, or an evening on the town, many parents need to hire a teenage female to be a substitute parent for an evening. Unfortunately that babysitter may […]
A miracle has occurred this week, as Stop Masturbation Now founder and American Hero, Lonnie Childs, has intervened to save the immortal soul of a parishioner known simply as ‘Thomas’. ‘Thomas’ was asleep in bed when a miracle sent by Lonnie Childs awakened him in order to alert ‘Thomas’ to […]
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Brother Lonnie’s Anti-Masturbation Research and Development team has recently completed work on one of their most ambitious projects to date; a contraption that serves as a solution to the female masturbation problem. The new product, dubbed the “Sin Cave Stopper®” by Brother Lonnie, himself, has reached the final testing stages […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—Some pornography is more obvious than others. If you see two girls enjoying a buck cake you are definitely watching pornography. But parents did you know that your daughter looking at cat photos on myspace could be just as bad or worse? Recent studys show more girls masturbate to pictures of […]
Sickening, isn’t it? Meet Chad Hollingsworth. Before his life reached this miserable state of outright depravity, Chad was a busy yet successful tax attorney with a beautiful same-race wife, three God-fearing Normal children, and a Golden Retriever named Barkley. Feeling a little tense while browsing online one day, Chad came […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—Masturbation and technology. Two words that seem forever linked. From pornographic internets sites to online dating, masturbators seem to embrace technology at a dangerous pace. Always trying to stay ahead of parents and watchdog organizations once a technology is exposed they move on to something new. The latest most […]
Safford AZ, SMN.ORG homebase (SMNN) Masturbation and temptation are vile indeed, but our crack team of faithexperts have come up with a list of five foods that can help stop temptation and eliminate the urge to violate yourself. 5) The Ghost Pepper Ghost Peppers come from South America (Lesser Mexico), […]
(StopMasturbationNow)—A reader recently wrote in: Lonnie, often I find myself getting visually stimulated and then get the urge to masturbate. The problem is I just cannot get the thoughts out of my head. Do you have any tips? Dr. David Ross Dave, this is a very common issue. Mental imagery can […]
(SMNN) The sad fact of the matter is, no one asks to be self-raped. You don’t wake up in the morning, and say “Hey, maybe I’ll violate myself today, that’d be great.” Self-rape happens. Here we have the chilling confession of a self-rape survivor, who wished to remain anonymous. “I […]
