Chelyabinsk, Russian Communist C.C.C.P (SMNN) Thanks to a huge out-pouring of public information, B.L.U.F.F and The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow’s informational staff have found evidence that a 16-year-old female was killed by a meteorite impact, while masturbating outside, during the Chelyabinsk Meteor Incident in February of 2013. Magda Leshniac […]
SIBERIA- COMMUNIST U.S.S.R C.C.C.P (SMNNN) An entire village in Siberia has been swallowed into a huge crater, and masturbation is definitely the cause, leading Faithscientists say. Leading Faithclimatetologist, Dr Skippy Enis, recently involved in an atomic meltdown explosion at B.L.U.F.F Graphcenter , and fresh from life saving surgery, explains the […]
SAFFORD, ARIZONA. B.L.U.F.F GRAPHCENTER (SMNNN) A terrible explosion ripped it’s way across the B.L.U.F.F Graphcenter at 2:32 a.m. on July 20th, 2014, killing two interns and wounding dozens. The B.L.U.F.F Graphcenter, state of the art graph production center, is the most expensive graph production facility in the world. Officials […]
The Virginia medical examiner’s office says Dave Brockie, the frontman for the heavy metal band GWAR, died of excessive chronic masturbation. Brockie — who went by the stage name Oderus Urungus — was found dead in his Richmond home on March 23. He was 50. Noah Williamson, administrator at the […]
By; TheRev Leroy Jenkins Safford, AZ –-(stopmasturbationnow.org)- Nearly every mass shooting incident in the last twenty years, and multiple other instances of suicide and isolated shootings all share one thing in common, and its not the weapons used. The overwhelming FaithFact™ evidence suggests the single largest common factor in all of these incidents […]
Dr. Robi Ludwig, who never treated the suspect, was on “Justice with Judge Jeanine” speculating about the tragedy By TheRev Leroy Jenkins Elliot Rodger, the suspect in Friday night’s Isla Vista massacre, which left seven people dead, including Rodger, and 13 wounded, left behind a supply of evidence in the […]
Fred Rogers on his son Elliot Masturbation, Apple, & Feminism drove him over the edge By TheRev Leroy Jenkins In an exclusive interview with SMN and BLUFF Press, LLC. The father of Elliot Rogers, Fred Rogers, shares his heartbreaking insight into what drove his son to go on a […]
God Bless our Troops, TheRev Leroy Jenkins TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu
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