Archive for May, 2014

Masturbation Mythbusters: Medical Masturbation – The Dismal ScLIEnce

Myth: It is OK to let doctors masturbate me because scLIEnce says that I must allow them to smear my paps! Status: B U S T E D! Nice try ladies! This line of reasoning completely falls apart when one considers the findings of The Foundation for a Better Tomorrow, […]

by May 30, 2014 5 comments Uncategorized
SMN Exclusive Interview

SMN Exclusive Interview

Fred Rogers on his son Elliot   Masturbation, Apple, & Feminism drove him over the edge By TheRev Leroy Jenkins In an exclusive interview with SMN and BLUFF Press, LLC. The father of Elliot Rogers, Fred Rogers, shares his heartbreaking insight into what drove his son to go on a […]

Proof that people who don’t masturbate can accomplish anything!  Praise!

Proof that people who don’t masturbate can accomplish anything! Praise!

by May 27, 2014 4 comments Celebrity, Morals, Science

Super Mario 3d World Linked to Juvenile Delinquency

Christian families are seemingly double-pressed in modern times when attempting to raise their children with proper respect and adherence to the morals which would enhance their lives and lead them to a productive adulthood. Tomorrow’s leaders need a proper upbringing to avoid the pitfalls laid down by the devil which […]

by May 25, 2014 2 comments Morals
This Memorial Day Remember Those Who Died For Us

This Memorial Day Remember Those Who Died For Us

  God Bless our Troops, TheRev Leroy Jenkins TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC. 785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

by May 25, 2014 2 comments Death, History
God, Lonnie, and Stop Masturbation Now; Building a Bridge For a Better Future!

God, Lonnie, and Stop Masturbation Now; Building a Bridge For a Better Future!

by May 23, 2014 5 comments Animals
Breaking News: Portland Oregon Water Contaminated With Semen… Thousands at Risk

Breaking News: Portland Oregon Water Contaminated With Semen… Thousands at Risk

(StopMasturbationNOW)— About 670,000 residents in Oregon were advised Friday to boil drinking water after several tests showed semen in some water samples, the Portland Water Bureau said. Hipsters masturbating in the towns mountainous reservoirs is most likely the cause. Masturbation is one of the fastest methods for spreading disease.   […]

by May 23, 2014 5 comments Weather
TheRev’s Daddy tip of the day

TheRev’s Daddy tip of the day

Real Dad’s sneak into his daughters room while she is sleeping to sniff her fingers to see if she is spelunking in Satan’s SinCave. It is your job to keep her from safe from self rape and the awful side effects such as the horrible stigma, the pot weed addiction, […]

Self-Rape is NOT a Victimless Crime.  Masturbation:  Not Even Once.

Self-Rape is NOT a Victimless Crime. Masturbation: Not Even Once.

As we all know, masturbation deaths come in fours.  Please share these memers with your friends, family, and co-workers.  Praise!

by May 21, 2014 5 comments Celebrity, Death, Morals
How to Avoid a Masturbator on the Street

How to Avoid a Masturbator

Masturbators are often full of diseases and have criminal intent.     Here is how to avoid one:    

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