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Shoshana B Roberts Receives Self-Rape Threats after Posting Harassment Video
(StopMasturbationNOW)— An actor who recorded 10 hours of catcalls and remarks from passersby in New York City has received self-rape threats in response to a video detailing the harassment, the advocacy group that commissioned the video said on Tuesday. It is well known that masturbation is self-rape. An act violating […]
Which Minority is Destroying America?
We need to come up with a Final Solution for this minority. Praise!
In Obama’s America: Pornographic Jack’Off Lanterns
(StopMasturbationNOW)— What happened to moral America? The America filled with family values, the America of fraternities, sports, the 4th of July, and Christmas? Well… it’s been replaced with filth. And this is not regular dirty Mexican filth, this is smut. Pure pornography. Last week we showed you haw masturbators were […]
Masturbators Replace Halloween Costumes with Dinguses
(StopMasturbationNOW)—Once a proud Christian holiday, Halloween was filled with candy, kids costumes, and pumpkins However this year masturbators have decided to ruin Halloween for everyone by turning innocent costumes into dinguses. The Unicorn Vibrator “Have a good time at the costume party then go home and self-rape” Is what this […]
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University of North Carolina Investigation Reveals Almost Entire Current Enrollment Confirmed Masturbators
CHAPEL HILL, N.C. A report, called the Wainstein report after U.S. Justice Department official Kenneth Wainstein who conducted the investigation, has found that over the course of two decades nearly 3100 University of North Carolina students were involved in academic dishonesty. More disturbing is the finding that over one half […]
2014 Fappy Award for Best Sports Radio Show Goes to Dan Le Batard
(Stop Masturbation Now)—Free and open radio is an often overlooked part of Americana, a thing that makes America better than its socialist neighbors. However, even in today’s liberal culture, occasionally a radio program rises above the rest to shine. Today we would like to honor the Dan Le Batard show […]
Disturbing Video: Panda Caught Self-raping
The Wicked Wildlife Federation, in association with agents from Big Masturbation have released a disturbing video. The grainy, shaking, out-of-focus footage shows a psychotic panda with glazed eyes, oblivious to the world, shaking his sin stick with vigor and reckless abandon until streams of seedy ejaculate are squirted into the air with […]
Study: Masturbation is Directly Related to Lower Wages
(Stop Masturbation Now)—A new study just released by the foundation for a better tomorrow shows a direct correlation between masturbation and lower wages in America. A two year federally funded study of six thousand Americans across various races, ages and genders was completed in which they looked at average wages […]
Lonnie is Homo With the Father
WARNING: TL;DR The Father is homo with the Son. The Son is homo with the Bird. The Bird is the Word. In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The Word became flesh and dwelt among us. Behold, the Technical Virgin […]
