(StopMasturbationNOW)— Female masturbation is one of the most disgusting things in the known universe. And it is well proven that masturbation is rape. But Guys… how can you tell if a girl you know or are dating is thinking of you as she plays with her sin cave? 1, She […]
Heart attacks, blindness and ligament damage (Devil’s Elbow) are all diseases associated with self-rape. Whenever you masturbate you’re playing Russian Roulette! Your next stroke of the sin-sword or ringing of the Devil’s Doorbell could be your last! Do you really want to go out like British rocker Michael Hutchinson or […]
“that if you profess with your mouth the Lonaldian creed of Thy Lord Jesus and believe in thou shalt remain placidly until Almighty God has raised It upon His command, you will be saved. For with those that cease their self-raping ways in the glory that one believes unto thy […]
Faithfact #698: Stimulating your sin zones with dangerous foreign objects or people is considered masturbation.
I happened upon a dark corner of the worldwide web recently and found a disturbing trend amongst fans of professional wrestling. It appeared that many of the fans could no longer just admire these athletes but had to sexualize them. Their desperate declarations of their sin activities done to photographs and […]
SEATTLE WA/ WALPOLE MA- (SMNNN) Faithscientists suspect EbolAIDS, the most dangerous masturbation-spread and homogayest of diseases, has possibly become airborne, as they predicted it would, following two cases of inanimate object rape, a sexual act so disgusting it would require one to be in the fatal stages of the Airborne […]
Many of you know or have heard of Governor Mick Huckleberry of Arkansas. He has done a mountainous job of exposing the lies and under cover game plan of the far left with his actions when in office and on his current events program on the otherwise liberal fox news […]
The Foundation For a Better Tomorrow in association with B.L.U.F.F. has confirmed that a new super strain of Ebola is passed to hosts through masturbation. The virus clings to the outer skin palettes and is launched airborne at the moment of masturbatory climactic release, becoming airborne and susceptible to transmission […]
The allure of Hollywood draws in the unholy from all walks of life. Brother Lonnie has made it clear in the past that no one is safe from the dangers of masturbation; including and especially the rich and famous. In many of these cases, the actor / singer / songwriter […]
