To Tattoo or Not To? FaithFacts™, Tattoos and You SAFFORD, ARIZ. – Today, there is lots of peer pressure to “get inked.” Everyone, from perky middle school students to “brodudes” to auto mechanics to soccer moms to Wall Street brokers to saggy old ladies with “granny bumps” are getting all sorts […]
Friday the 27th of June, in the year of our Lonnie, will forever go down in infamy at B.L.U.F.F. The jealous wrath of Mark FFuckerb Zuckerberg came down on our beloved savior, Lonnie Childs. Lonnie’s post about the Masturbation Cross or as I prefer to call it, the Celestial Papoose, […]
Yo Quiero, TX — Security agents from Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.) have been sent to patrol the border and deal with a dangerous faction of illegal immigrants. The announcement comes at a time when US Border Patrol Agents report an increase in masturbation terrorists crossing into the […]
Safford, AZ – July 16th – it promises to be a day filled with magic and love at the BLUFF Campound, as dozens of young men will be marrying their Initial Spouses in the Day of Hitching annual celebration. A tradition for Lonvidians, the Day of Hitching is approached with […]
All loving parents want to raise their children in a masturbation free household and make sure their children grow up free of: sin, STDs, pregnancy and the gay. We all know to remove bedroom doors, spank the gay out of them from time to time, and rub hot sauce […]
As Brother Lonnie is often heard saying, “The darker the skin, the deeper the sin.” It is common knowledge that foreigners are the most sinful folk. Most of my fellow brothers and sisters know best to cross over to the other side of the street when they notice a non-normal coming their way. […]
(Stop Masturbation Now)— A 6.8-magnitude earthquake early Saturday struck offshore not far from Fukushima, Japan — the epicenter of a nuclear crisis following a massive 2011 earthquake and tsunami — the Japan Meteorological Agency reported. Earthquakes are caused when semen from masturbation flows into the oceans and wiggles into cracks […]
By: TheRev Leroy Jenkins HOMERVILLE, OH – (BLUFF Press, LLC.) Thanks to liberal media funded by Big Masturbation and funded by The DHS us Normals have had the HomoGay™ Pro-Masturbation Agenda shoved down our throats harder than a Good Buddy working the Happy Hole at the Flying J truck stop […]
Safford, AZ – Jacob Reznor and Anthony Steward, two members of the BLUFF community, returned home today after being acquitted of all charges in the disappearance and alleged murder of Sarah Josephine Richards. Male family members and friends greeted them at the gate, while the Unchosen stood by applauding silently […]
SAINT LOUIS, MO — (SMNNN) Saint Louis Cardinals baseball star, Yadier Molina, will miss 8 to 12 weeks of action due to a severe injury to his hand. It has been determined that Molina has torn ligaments in his thumb and will likely need to have reconstructive surgery on his […]
